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Frat parties are my own personal hell. I’m the type of person who would bring a book to a frat party and sit in the corner, sipping a water bottle I brought. Ugh. Why didn’t I bring Harry Potter with me?

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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

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Just discovered this gem on Twitter today.

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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killbenedictcumberbatch:

im definitely following the right people because apparently supernatural season 10 premiered last night and I didn’t see a single post about it

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stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

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this-city-is-a-symphony:

stigmartyr762:

sineala:

I can’t even.

[Marvel Adventures: Avengers #38.]

The Hulk at a petting zoo. Too freakin funny. LOL

The Hulk once set free a huge lab full of animals being held for cosmetic testing, and not a single fuck was given. You go, Hulk. You go.

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featuringod:

WHO IS THIS QUEEN

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phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

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the-butt-hut:

tonnieron:

funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »

I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes. 

Oh my god accepted

the-butt-hut:

tonnieron:

funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »

I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes. 

Oh my god accepted

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clintkates:

it frustrates me so much that even media that’s considered to have good queer representation won’t acknowledge bisexuality and pansexuality. they’re so baffled when a character is attracted to more than one gender like. we’ve never seen this before? are there even terms for this? Oh wait

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